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Maybe it was an insertable, like a particularly phallic vegetable. Have I brought back that awkward memory for you? A certain item in your far or recent past that makes you blush just to Women using a vacuum to masturbate about it? So while you might be turning bright red about that one particular cucumber, the guy in the cubicle next to yours is totally mortified by a certain piece of fruit….

Probably not the kind of yelling most people expect from sex, solo or otherwise. Also, a yodeling pickle? Your friend has a silly sense of humor. A pickle as a receptive toy rather than an insertive toy. Who would have guess that one? People are nothing if not creative. As long as you clean it regularly, to each their own!

Might be time to ditch that brush, though. Bacteria build up is real. For those of you not in the know, a "fifi" is an artificial vagina, made from Women using a vacuum to masturbate you find around the house. And as for that Sonic toothbrush, the writer makes Women using a vacuum to masturbate good point! But then again, vibrators aren't cheap either. Note: Please do not masturbate with Silly Putty. It is very porous and will definitely gather and transfer bacteria.

Note two: How do you masturbate with a rollerblade? So many questions. Points for thoroughly washing that bottle! Also, it's definitely way past time to improve sex education. Because there's no good reason why someone should get to this point of sexual maturity and not know about the clitoris. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Really, this is just a very environmentally friendly teenage stoner.

Except maybe not, considering the bathtub faucet was the other preferred masturbation method Pre-GOOP jade eggs! Really, this person was just way ahead of the curve.

Someone clearly needs to let Gwyneth know. People will do lots of things in pursuit of pleasure. Next time, you can find great anal beads online.

Do not. Hand Sanitizer. I had to google what a Squiggle Wiggle Writer was, so you don't have to. It's like a vibrating pen thing. Do with that what you will. Self-exploration is important! And why can't a Barbie's legs be just as much a unit of measurement as anything else? But yeah, glad you moved on from that one over time. Really, anything that vibrates works when you're first exploring. But as people have their own incomes and can explore with actual sex toys, I recommend staying away from anything with fur Another fifi!

This one, however, forgot about the all important "lube" element. Don't do this one at home, folks. Couches are to people with penises what bath tub faucets are to people with vaginas. Which is to say: You're Women using a vacuum to masturbate the only one, friend. You're not the only one. Perhaps you'd like to add some regular yoga into your masturbation practice? Could help with both the reach and the back problems.

You can't say enough about flexibility! Hey, no shame! Bear isn't judging you and and no need for you to judge you. We sometimes share more than our beds with stuffed animals. Another excellent argument for comprehensive sex education here. No shame on your young self, but please no one Women using a vacuum to masturbate try anything that's mentioned.

It's not safe and not sanitary and you should just buy a butt plug. Not an unreasonable assumption! But this person's poor penis. I hope they moved on quickly to something new! And lubed! Good intuition indeed! Wax, again, is porous. And you don't want to put Girls from fariy tail naked porous inside your body because: Bacteria.

Just put those veggies in the compost after, yeah? So much ouch here! Also, maybe it's time to invest in a sex toy? Perhaps one that travels? High powered jets are no joke! Just maybe stick to ones you own, rather than communal ones. Good tip on doing it in the bath. Another tip? Make sure you don't have any small cuts and wash thoroughly afterward because citrus in a penis cut sounds not fun. I guess the main question here is Were you playing this game and eating gravy-soaked turkey Crystal dildos are totally a thing!

Some people even think they have extra special powers. But if it Women using a vacuum to masturbate good, it feels good, regardless of anything mystical. Please, please, please give your future child proper lube! Or at least let them know in a subtle way that olive oil and coconut oil don't have to be just for cooking. Don't let you child suffer the way you did!

People really love those hairbrush handles! I guess you work with what you've got, and most of us have hairbrushes. But once again: Be sure to sanitize? And maybe just invest in a sex toy that's meant to be a sex toy. But if you'd had the experience of the other banana-lover, would it have truly been wasted?

Only you Women using a vacuum to masturbate say, I guess! We've got a combo here! Couch plus fifi equals what sounds like a much more satisfying result!

Note to everyone: Use lube, however you define it. Permanently damaged vacuum, but luckily not a permanently damaged dick! You were playing with fire here, friend.

As long as it came out all the way! In the future, stick to butt toys that have a flared base. Anything not attached to another human or a flared base just shouldn't go in the butt, people. Another "Please don't try this at home, folks! If it vibrates, we masturbates. Toys, toothbrushes, you name it. Someone has masturbated with it. Speaking of band camp.


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